I do love them and I've worn them twice. But honestly, they do make me feel like I'm walking on a mobile stage that's strapped to my feet, with the platform heel being so clunky and wooden and all...

Here you go

Rather like the look of no. 6. It may be time to pay Gap a visit.

Hmm

Mulberry large Roxanne vinyl tote, £495

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Mulberry for Gap RED, Roxanne tote, specially done in sweatshirt jersey, £85

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French Connection canvas sport shopper, USD158

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