Meltdown

The other day I got a call from a telemarketer from some bank - I think it was Stand Chart - offering me some kind of loan. I politely told her I did not need it and as I was about to bring my mobile away from my ear, she desperately and hastily injected, “Do you have any outstanding credit card debts to clear? Our interest rate is very good.”

I wonder who has taken up the offer and what these people’s stories are. At the end of the day, that’s all I’m interested in – stories.

The Worst Is Yet To Come: Anonymous Banker Weighs In On The Coming Credit Card Debacle.
According to Catwoman, David Gan said that his life hasn’t changed but if he were to earn less, then he would simply spend less. Buy Kelly instead of Birkin. In other parts of the not so real world, The Rich are Feeling “Luxury Shame”.

In times of uncertainty, people turn to new beliefs. So if you need financial advice now but don’t know who to trust, perhaps you’d like to consider a psychic. People are so funny sometimes.

And if truly desperate, I suppose you could learn to draw a spider. This is hilarious.