Amassed a stash of reads that I wanted to but have been too lazy to share

Can't imagine life without a rice cooker. So you should read how NYT goes on and on about it. We still use a super old school one at home. It's National brand, baby blue with those lightweight clanging metal lids that have a black and white fat U-shaped handle. I tried to make my mother toss it and get a new one before. I'm glad she ignored me.

A glimpse at life in Alaska.

Please check out this thread of super hilarious and ingenious Thai ads on Lomotion.

I suddenly realised the other day that my hands look older already. Fuck. The hands and the neck and the eyes go first. Indeed. Fuck. NYT writes about hand youth. Don't you think they zoom in on the darndest things? I mean, hands are interesting enough but so common if you consider they've written about people who whiten their assholes before. Oops. Did that sound rude?

A death causing room. Doesn't it sound like it should be written into a Hollywood screenplay?

Wah, will definitely lose a lot of weight. Will also be very tired.

I hate mouthwash. It smarts and it makes the mouth smell super unnatural, which is very gross in its own way. But this is super fascinating.

Ah... Evidence that I did well to ditch all these whining people I used to hang out with. Prevents me from whining so often too.

Damn cute can.

I never knew you have to quit smoking in order to get cosmetic surgery.

And finally, you HAVE to see this thread of pictures. It's everything about nothing.