Say it if you wish but don't wear it

I hate approximately 99.8% of all slogan tees. The worst offenders are probably the wisecracks and sexual innuendos. They are like the guys I've had the misfortune to attend tutorials with in uni - always cracking the lamest, most unfunny jokes you can imagine, and then laughing uproariously over their own sparkling wit while trying to insinuate that they are god's gifts to womankind because, wow, they can make them laugh! And girls love that, don't we?

*snorts*

So anyway, I have yet to encounter the other 0.2% that I don't dislike.

Then there are the Little Miss and Mr Men tees. I love the books and the silly stories. But grown ups strutting around in Little Miss Bossy tops are so. Not. Cute.

But the other day, a scrawny teenage boy walked past me and I was gobsmacked by his tee. He was wearing those black plastic frames that are so fashionable now, and looked to be nothing older than 18. Chinese boy of the typical bespectacled variety.

Mr Well Hung.

Amazing, I tell you.